He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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