This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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