I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I am midnight drunk by noon
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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