hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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