it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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