I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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