he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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