Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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