Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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