fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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