yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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