So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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