He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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