i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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