Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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