but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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