So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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