You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
