Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
