are you still at the devil's house?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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