is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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