I want to make a zoo with you.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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