i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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