I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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