is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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