Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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