I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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