using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
false alarm. still invincible.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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