You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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