quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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