Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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