Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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