My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
We are all done wearing pants today
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
