I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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