There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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