So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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