I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I party with great urgency now.
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