Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
