Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Randomize
