OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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