oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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