Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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