i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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