I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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