Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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