this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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