All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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