You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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