youre lurking in front of me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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