it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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